The Soulwinner’s Disease is a multisystem disease. It is an infection and it derives its importance from the fact that it is found on the increase in this century. It affects all age groups. Acute and recurrent attacks are triggered by camps, books or contacts. The severity gradually increases. It usually lives with the patient till his end.
Historical Aspects
Though the Soulwinner’s Disease was apparently known to the ancient Hebrews by 3000 B.C., it was in the first century A.D. that a clear description was given by Dr. Luke from the clinical study of a patient by name Paul who died of this incurable disease. Since then many cases have been reported but not much thought was given to it. At the wake of this century stray cases were reported in Kerala, Tamilnadu, Maharashtra and other States. Many countries have reported similar cases.
Etiology
This illness is caused by a large number of agents. The primary agent appears to be the Bible.
Contributory Factors
For reasons poorly understood, susceptibility to Soulwinner’s Disease is caused by keen spirituality. A visit to an endemic area precipitates the disease.
History
Invariably all the patients give a history of a recent encounter with Jesus. It is almost always a crisis experience. A period of euphoria sets in, followed by sobriety. Often a history of contact with the disease is elicited.
General Examination
In Type A, the patient is lean, excited and fidgety with a cheerful face. He is an extrovert, often talkative and cares little about his surroundings. In a long standing case the knees may be callous and tear glands swollen. Skin is sun-tanned.
Type B is better known as Forced Soulwinners Syndrome. This patient is quiet, shy and nervous. They are not a problem since they rarely infect others. But experiments prove that they can turn out to be the explosive infective A Type.
The signs and symptoms develop very slowly after an indefinite incubation period.
Cardio Vascular System
There is mild tachycardia. B. P. is generally in the upper border of normal. The heart is typically described as the “Bleeding Heart.” Heart sounds are banging. On auscultation a low rumbling murmur could be made out, of the sound of saying, “Give me souls or I die; give me souls or I die.” The patient is paralysed from his regular duties by the frequent attacks of chest pain which trebles him up on his knees, head low groaning.
Central Nervous System
Frequent dreams and visions are common. Dreams are usually of large crowds walking over the edge of a precipice into hellfire. Visions may be of world map or of persons calling for help (as in the case of Paul). Profuse sweating is a typical sign due to their listless nature and frequent wanderings. Unexplained breakdown and cryings are reported in some cases. Sleep is usually good because they go to bed very tired.
Gastrointestinal System
Usually they have good appetite but acute cases complain of anorexia. It is a strange coincidence that many of these patients have peptic ulcer. But research has shown that clinically they are unrelated. The cause is the untimely meals they are addicted to.
Respiratory System
It is usually normal except for frequent sighs.
Prevention
Since treatment of this disease is very difficult all the so-called believers must be given periodic shots of ASSV (Anti Soulwinners Syndrome Vaccine). It is a culture of “I-cannot” virus. Regular inoculation every six months usually protects anyone from contracting this illness.
Treatment
Treatment should be continued till the disappearance of the last symptom. Though researches have been futile the following course of treatment is rewarding.
Lucifer Laboratories Ltd. are in feverish research to find a cure for this devastating disease. The future seems bleak though they are working day and night !
Dr. Lilian Stanley
13 Church Colony
Vellore 632006, India
+91 9843511943
lilianstanley@gmail.com
Blessing Youth Mission
13 Church Colony
Vellore 632006, India
+91-416-2242943, +91-416-2248943
hq@bymonline.org
www.bymonline.org
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To buy books written by Dr. Lilian Stanley, kindly reach to us in the follwing address
Blessing Literature Centre
21/11 West Coovam River Road,
Chintadripet,
Chennai 600 002, India.
+91-44-28450411, 8806270699
blc@bymonline.org
The Soulwinner’s Disease is a multisystem disease. It is an infection and it derives its importance from the fact that it is found on the increase in this century. It affects all age groups. Acute and recurrent attacks are triggered by camps, books or contacts. The severity gradually increases. It usually lives with the patient till his end.
Historical Aspects
Though the Soulwinner’s Disease was apparently known to the ancient Hebrews by 3000 B.C., it was in the first century A.D. that a clear description was given by Dr. Luke from the clinical study of a patient by name Paul who died of this incurable disease. Since then many cases have been reported but not much thought was given to it. At the wake of this century stray cases were reported in Kerala, Tamilnadu, Maharashtra and other States. Many countries have reported similar cases.
Etiology
This illness is caused by a large number of agents. The primary agent appears to be the Bible.
Contributory Factors
For reasons poorly understood, susceptibility to Soulwinner’s Disease is caused by keen spirituality. A visit to an endemic area precipitates the disease.
History
Invariably all the patients give a history of a recent encounter with Jesus. It is almost always a crisis experience. A period of euphoria sets in, followed by sobriety. Often a history of contact with the disease is elicited.
General Examination
In Type A, the patient is lean, excited and fidgety with a cheerful face. He is an extrovert, often talkative and cares little about his surroundings. In a long standing case the knees may be callous and tear glands swollen. Skin is sun-tanned.
Type B is better known as Forced Soulwinners Syndrome. This patient is quiet, shy and nervous. They are not a problem since they rarely infect others. But experiments prove that they can turn out to be the explosive infective A Type.
The signs and symptoms develop very slowly after an indefinite incubation period.
Cardio Vascular System
There is mild tachycardia. B. P. is generally in the upper border of normal. The heart is typically described as the “Bleeding Heart.” Heart sounds are banging. On auscultation a low rumbling murmur could be made out, of the sound of saying, “Give me souls or I die; give me souls or I die.” The patient is paralysed from his regular duties by the frequent attacks of chest pain which trebles him up on his knees, head low groaning.
Central Nervous System
Frequent dreams and visions are common. Dreams are usually of large crowds walking over the edge of a precipice into hellfire. Visions may be of world map or of persons calling for help (as in the case of Paul). Profuse sweating is a typical sign due to their listless nature and frequent wanderings. Unexplained breakdown and cryings are reported in some cases. Sleep is usually good because they go to bed very tired.
Gastrointestinal System
Usually they have good appetite but acute cases complain of anorexia. It is a strange coincidence that many of these patients have peptic ulcer. But research has shown that clinically they are unrelated. The cause is the untimely meals they are addicted to.
Respiratory System
It is usually normal except for frequent sighs.
Prevention
Since treatment of this disease is very difficult all the so-called believers must be given periodic shots of ASSV (Anti Soulwinners Syndrome Vaccine). It is a culture of “I-cannot” virus. Regular inoculation every six months usually protects anyone from contracting this illness.
Treatment
Treatment should be continued till the disappearance of the last symptom. Though researches have been futile the following course of treatment is rewarding.
Lucifer Laboratories Ltd. are in feverish research to find a cure for this devastating disease. The future seems bleak though they are working day and night !
Dr. Lilian Stanley
13 Church Colony
Vellore 632006, India
+91 9843511943
lilianstanley@gmail.com
Blessing Youth Mission
13 Church Colony
Vellore 632006, India
+91-416-2242943, +91-416-2248943
hq@bymonline.org
www.bymonline.org
Click here for more options
To buy books written by Dr. Lilian Stanley, kindly reach to us in the follwing address
Blessing Literature Centre
21/11 West Coovam River Road,
Chintadripet,
Chennai 600 002, India.
+91-44-28450411, Mob:8806270699
blc@bymonline.org
